If you haven’t played Tiny Tower yet, it’s the new iOS game with 8-bit graphics that’s all the rage at the moment and BitBook is an in-game status update service for the residents (known as Bitizens) of Tiny Tower. Anyway, my bitizens occasionally post some updates that are pure genius! Here are some of my favourites:
- I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. – Stacey Austin
- Clones are people two. – Sylvia Morales
- If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer! – G Weaver
- If you see gum on the floor, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. – Jesus Phillips
- When the moon hits your eye that is 1 pixel wide, it’s amore! – Calvin McCoy